Jared2013
| "Traps are fucking animals" | |
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| Status | Semi-active |
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| Identity | |
| Affiliations(s) | |
| Current | iTristan, 0x22 |
| Past | fr1kin, IamTUNA, Branillon, popbob, c1yd3i, taylo112, Pyrobyte, Tim_Mcnukepants, AutismBot |
jared2013, often referred to simply as "jared" (don't confuse with jared2O13) is a significant midfag on the server, having risen to prominence in early 2014 due to his associations with iTristan and Pyrobyte. He is most often associated with the destruction of Imps, The Tyranny, his involvement in the Rusher War, and the history of Spawn Incursions. He is also pretty known to be a loose-cannon, as he is known to make outrages (sometimes autistic in nature) and no one never really expects what he will do next. However, he is also known to be a very good historian on the server and has written interesting articles on both the 2b2t subreddit and several other places.
While he is good at calling everyone newfaggots and autistic (even some old players), this backfires on him when he gets upset, and rages in chat. Jared has continuously been a subject of 2b2t's pop-culture, having appeared in several of Fit's and Rusher's videos. Associations with "jared2013" have shifted over the course of the server's history, and his reputation follows no linear path. He has also contributed to the creation of bases.
History
The early history of jared2013 is unknown, though it is known that the account jared2013 was donated to him by Dr_Cash, who had been a longtime friend of Jared before joining 2b2t. It is also known that jared2013 was active on the LoneMiners faction server before migrating to 2b2t.org as a result of LoneMiners' closing. Joining the server on February 06, 2013, jared2013 remained silent and sparsely active for nearly a year before intervening in the destruction of Valkyria, during which he threatened to eliminate the base despite having not the slightest clue as to the coordinates of the city. These threats were mainly ignored, though due to his acquired reputation as a shitposter, he managed to build a relationship with Pyrobyte, who, at the time, was considered the King of 2b2t. Pyrobyte gave Jared a full-set of God Armour.
This has been taken from the 2b2t subreddit, posted by Jared himself.
August 2013:
I had bought my account D4RKJ0E nearly two years before. The faction server I had been playing for several months went down after the 4chan posts stopped. I remember vaguely during the last days of the server I had received a gift from an old friend on the server. They gave me an account and told me where they were going next. A place called 2b2t.org, though when I had first joined it was 2b2t.net. I had been there before on my account D4RKJ0E, and checked it out a few times before on some friends accounts. The idea of a new account, however, was thrilling. I previously had not conceived of needing another account to play minecraft.
November 2013:
I had been playing 2b2t again for a few months now on my account D4RKJ0E when I decided to check my screenshot folder for some coordinates. Though I did not find the coordinates I was looking for, I found something far more valuable. I found the account that Dr_Cash had given me months ago. 1.7 had just hit 2b2t and I was eager to explore for new biomes, but D4RKJ0E was already settled in an ocean castle I found nearly 200,000 blocks from Spawn. I decided to log into the account.
jared2013 has joined the game.
was the first message that appeared in my chat when I logged into that account. Though within seconds I would see another,
jared2013 was slain by thePOMPANO using 420 NAMASTE 420.
It was during the Second Incursion.
Spawn was not the gray lavacast-filled space that it is today, rather, it was black. Black with the dragon eggs that engulfed the area. I respawned in a little house overlooking a massive hole. From y = 80 I could see straight down to bedrock and not a single stone block in my entire view. A wither popped into view,
"PYROBYTE IS KING OF 2B2T, VIVAT REX!"
as well as a player. I could barely make out the name, but I recognised it from the name of the Wither. It was Pyrobyte. Other players popped into my view, players such as popbob, x0XP, iTristan, fubster, and xcc2. There was a battle going on. I hid myself among the rocks so I wouldn't be enveloped in the chaos. I stood vigilantly nearby the rocks, though continuously I watched the battle unfold. Eventually, there was a logger. Someone else had died on the bedrock below, and I took the chance to sneak in and grab their items. Luckily, the diamond guards were not interested in me and only sought to defeat the logger. I left with a full set of god armour, god apples, and some tools. I made it as far as seven-hundred blocks away from Spawn before I was caught by Coldwave.
Some time later that week in November:
I had been playing 2b2t again for a few days now on my new account jared2013. Chat was flooded with nonsensical bullshit and links to porn, the good old days. I heard rumours about a base that held the wealth of the Incursion members. A base called "Valkyria." On my way out of Spawn, I traveled down the X+ highway for a few thousand before meeting someone. Pyrobyte again. I asked him if I could help with the Incursion, and he said no. But, he said, he would give me armour and tools. I gladly accepted his offer and equipped myself with a full set of Pyro's Paramount and Anathema. Then we parted. I continued onward along the unforgiving X+ highway, and he headed out back towards Spawn to resume the massacre. Around 5k Nether I stumbled upon a sign in the road. It read, "Valkyria x=redacted, z - redacted" I smirked at the sign and thought it simply another shitpost. When I reached the junction in which I could decide whether or not to check out the supposed coordinates, my thoughts were interrupted by an unusual comment in chat. "Valkyria has just been griefed by drewbookman" Sato86 said. Comments flooded the chat wither talk regarding Valkyria's destruction. In the commotion someone leaked the coordinates, the exact coordinates I had seen previously on the sign.
December 7, 2013:
The destruction of Valkyria and NFE ( Which I will write about on some other occasion ) brought about the end of an era on 2b2t. Many of those regulars during the Second Incursion have not been seen to this day. The end of the Second Incursion marked the beginning of a period in which no duplication glitches were present which lasted until mid 2016.
The end of 2013 yielded the end of the golden age, and paved the way for the shitstorm 2b2t is today.
-jared2013
Today
Nowadays he runs his own "anarchy" server, running on Minecraft 1.4.7. The server has an average of 10-15 players on per day at peak hours. He (was) on and off on various anarchy servers, such as 9b9t, Constantiam, and of course 2b2t. Recently, people have found an article about the arrest of a 19 year old who was in possession and was distributing [cheese pizza]. People believed that this person who was arrested was jared2013. He disappeared from any form of media and has also been deleted off the IM service Discord. He returned in early March and said that he "was in places". He still occasionally logs on today, and it was never confirmed if the person arrested was indeed jared2013.
