WomenAreObjects

Part 1: Irrelevant Shitty Newfag

WomenAreObjects (previously known as NotAnEnderMan or livelion3), joined at an unkown date in early June 2016. He played on the initial Rusher tempmap for a while but thought it was boring so he hated until the tempmap ended to really start playing. For his first month of so, (June/July 2016) he didn't do much. He traveled out to about 1 million eating nothing but mushrooms found on the bottom of the highway (-Z) then got killed by some guy at the -1 million Z monument. After that he made some shitty one room base in an ice spikes biome which later got griefed because he accidentally said r/ (the coords) in chat. No, I'm not joking. After this he ragequit for a while.

Part 2: Trading stuff to not be poor

In early 2017, he started playing again. He changed his name from NotAnEnderMan to livelion3 as part of a meme to irritate some oldfag. He traded whatever items he could acquire and actually turned out to be kinda wealthy considering he never really got to dupe or got any handouts. While trading, he met a guy named Llane who turned out to be really nice and eventually made a base with him and CanSoupX (now known as Gapplinqq). While at this base, Llane left the base and said that it got backdoored (but it really didn't) because he met some guy who knew the donkey dupe before it went public. This left him without any donkeys to dupe with so he remained a poorfag. After this, he quit until January 2018 only to return for the 1.12 stacking dupe - but wasn't able to dupe because after waiting through the 6 hour long queue he accidentally turned on Nuker and got kicked, and the dupe was patched before he could it back on again (it was 4 am). It was somewhere in this time he changed his name to WomenAreObjects.

Part 3: Early 2018

In early 2018 he acquired some wealth by selling an alt to some oldfag who proceeded to log off the alt at a miniature dupe stash. After that he reclaimed the alt and stole about 2 dubs of items from the dupe stash. He also acquired a lot of wealth from his boi IHackedWalmart who just showered him with free shit for no reason. In this time, he also made a base called Monaco with 3 newfags he found in chat. He got hella lucky because all 3 of them were great builders and friends. Their names were ExInvaderRay, captainsnake2004, and MrLewie. Somehow this base is still standing today even though his (now enemies) have the coords.

Part 4: Infrared

Some time in late January 2018, he was collecting books at spawn when he was inviting to something called Infrared by a guy called Retronautx. He accepted, and stayed with that faction for a long time. The early days of Infrared were some of his favorite times on 2b2t. He spawnfagged with his friends, built at bases, and had a nice time. Some time in early 2018, the Alpha Alliance was created and Infrared, along with some other groups, dominated spawn for a few weeks. Those were his favorite times on 2b.

Part 5: Infamy

In early July 2018, some fiasco happened in Infrared and he was unfairly demoted. This really pissed him off so he planned to destroy Infrared bases with the help of bigbullet. Sadly, bullet ratted him out and Infrared got the chance to destroy all their bases before he could do it himself. Now, he lives at a large group base and participates in occasional spawnfaggery. He also griefs any Infrared bases he can get his hands on.

In November, WAO was doxxed by Gambino of all people