Help:Factional anthem of the Vortex Coalition

Vortex Coalition greatest faction on the server all other factions are run by little girls. VoCo number one exporter of potassium! All other factions have inferior potassium. VoCo home of Alexander the Cat it's length thirty metre ans width six metre. Filtration system a marvel to behold it removes 80 percent of human solid waste. VoCo,VoCo, you very nice place, from plains of spawn to northern fence of jewtown. VoCo, friend of all except da Diggers, they very nosey people withe bone in theire brain. Vortec Coalition, industry best in the world, we invented autis. and the crystal item. VoCo, prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course for spawn's. VoCo, VoCo, you very nice place, from plains of spawn to northern fence of jewtown.

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