MOTD

A MOTD (message of the day) is a short message that shows up alongside 2b2t in the server list. There are many MOTDs, and these are given by the community. These have existed as far back as May 2012.

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!!! CRINGE WARNING !!!

'Autism' has more than 300 definitions here

'like' us on facebook!

'vanilla'

+78940 x +154340 z

-NO TRANNIES ALLOWED - FP MALES ONLY

/ignore is your only friend here.

/kill

1 BEST DATING SERVER

1 was the original number

1.13 when

1.14 Expected sometime soon

1.15 Expected sometime soon

100% lag free

100% organic

144p GAMEPLAY!

2B2T.ORG IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER

2T

2b2t and smoke weed

2b2t is Narnia

2b2t is full

2b2t is full ya know

2b2t peaceful smp happy people on!

2b2t woop woop

2b2t> home of the largest CP pixel art collection

2bombs2terrorists

2builders2terrorists

2twin2towers

62031/66/-202890

666 Kill Hitler 666

666! The number of the beast!

9mm with my homies


 * thinking:

> has voted

>Did you know? No, you didn't!

>HEY LOOK GUYS I FIGURED OUT

>Rules

>serious pvpers

>wooga

A blackhole of destruction into

A little fruity

A oeaceful christian server

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AS SEEN ON TV

Accept it.

Alea iacta est.

All aboard the Vetrain!

All aboard the vetrain

All praise the Melon Goddess!

All servers are located in a hut in cuba

All that you know will fade...

All your friends are online!

An exploit was disabled due to

An uncontained SCP.

And

Any cute girls on today :3

Anyone wanna grief the Valley of Wheat?

As seen on /b/!

As seen on /co/

Ask about the cactus dupe!

Autistic screeching ahead

BEHOLD.

BIGGEST BATTLE IN 2B2T HISTORY!!

BIGGEST GRIEF IN 2B2T HISTORY!!

BIGGEST VILLAGE IN MINECRAFT!!

BIRD UP!

Best christian factions server.

Birds are disabled due to an exploit

Bite my shiny metal ass

Block game drama

Blocks are disabled due to an exploit

Break a block, then break it again!

Burn it, burn it all!

Burst some Pepsi out!

But there's already one that is just like this?

COMMUNICATION ERROR

Cactus dupe is best dupe.

Can't Connect To Server (in red)

Can't connect to server.

Certified Mojang Testing Grounds.

Chill, it's just a block game.

Clown down!

Cogito, ergo sum.

Coming Soon, 2b2tCon!

Crafting is disabled due to an exploit

Crystal PvP is the only PvP

DEDICATION MOTIVATION ACCELERATION

DEEP FREEZE DEEP FREEZE DEEP FREEZE

DELETE THIS

Daily reminder that AgentGB won the war

Daily reminder to brush your teeth.

Dead server, don't join

Death ahead

Death is only a temporary inconvenience.

Delet This!

Deplorables Anonymous

Destroy Build Destroy: Minecraft edition

Did You Bring the Cheese

Did you know?

Did you know? No you didn't!

Did you know? No, you didn't!

Disiecta membra poetae.

Do you have a moment to talk about our

Do you is fucking?

Does anybody have food?

Don't dig straight down!

Don't eat yellow snow!

Don't look behind you.

Dont even start, turn around

Drink Pepsi everyday!

Dupe your cactus with the cactus dupe!

Egg!

Either. Or Both. Depends on perspective.

Elitist regulars inside!

Enjoy!

Ever had a fresh bite of WINTERMELON?

Every Time Lightning strikes, a veterean dies

Every day is the same!

Everyone is a shit

Everyone on 2b2t is a bot except you

Exploits are temporarily disabled

FACTIONS|PRISON|ARENAPVP

FIVE YEARS

FIX THE LADDERS

FOUR YEARS

Family Friendly Christian server!

Fishing is temporarily disabled

Fit did nothing wrong

Fit good, but rush

Fix the damn end portals

Format your hard drive today!

Free Door Giveaway!

Free diamonds for youtubers

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

GIT GUD

GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU HERE

Game time started

Get on the bus, leave it all to us

Get out of my chair!

Go away, we're full.

Good luck.

HACKEDBYTEAMRUSHER!

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

HEY GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER...

HEY LOOK GUYS I FIGURED OUT

Happiness only real when shared

Happy birthday to my wife

Happy senior man approves this message!

Heavily Moderated

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Here's your daily dose of autism.

Hey kid, wanna join #TeamVetrain?

Home is where the deception happens

Home of the Vetain and rasher war

Hookers and Blow!

Horse+Forest=RageQuit

Hotdogs, hamburgers, hookers and blow

How do i green text?

How its cqlled when you reach a black hole?

I Got Big Booty Bitches, Big, Big, Booty Bitches

I am the church

I could kill you all in 3 seconds.

I fucking love eggplants

I hate God because my crush didn't like me

I hope not but oh well

I just mined 1 TNT!

I just mined 14 Dirt!

I just mined one bedrock!

I just picked up 64 Netherrack!

I knew you would be back!

I laugh to hide the pain

I look around, I look around,

I only wanted what was best for her...

I recognize that block,

I solemnly swear I don't have a life...

I spent three hours last night trying to get

I want to die. It's not a joke anymore.

I will now be looking at the MOTD's

I'm just wandering around my base aimlessly,

I'm new can I have food

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

ITS ALL CONNECTED

If you are thinking about joining call this number

Investigate 3/11

It does not end.

It is crying.

It is inevitable.

It is meaningless.

It was always a temporary map

It will all be over soon.

It will be done my Lord

It's all connected!

It's called destroy, not grief

It's downward from here

It's more of a hell than the nether

It's sandcastles man

It's wabbit season!

Its dangerous to go alone, take this melon

Jesus approves vetarians

Jet fuel can't melt iron blocks

Join team vetrain today!

Joining is now disabled due to an exploit.

Journey before Destination

Journey to the world border!

Just 5 More Minutes...

Just ask for trees!

Just don't read chat

Just pretend it's yogurt

Just when I thought I was out,

Kek!

Kek'd and check'd.

Kill them all... before they kill you...

LEGALIZE RANCH!

LET ME IIIIIINN

Leave now while you still can.

Let go.

Lets Play A Game...

Like No Other

Live Free, Die Hard!

Logging in is temporarily disabled

Look around... They will all betray you...

Look at me.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

MOTD has been disabled due to an exploit

Made in North Korea

Maintain a positive attitude!

Make Fort Dick Great Again!

More than a meme

My heart is at The Lands.

My horse fucking disintegrated

My horse just vanashed

My stepdads play here

NEW DUPE, GET ON!

NEW WEBSITE UP VERY SOON!

NO GO AWAY DON'T COME HERE YOU CAN'T L

NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

Name a wither at spawn

Nationwide is on your side

New dupe discovered!

New map!!!!

No Step On Snek

No anime Mapart allowed

No! Not Gravy! Nooooooo!

No, I won't get out of your shed.

No.

Nobody is amused

Not actually the oldest server in Minecraft.

Not your personal daycare.

Notch approved server!

Nothing ever lasts

Now 100% Faction Free!

Now hiring! Jews in sombreros

Now with 100% more end!

Now with circles

Now with daily doses of crashes!

Now with kits!

Null

OBEY

ONE YEAR

OOMPALOOMPA.avi

Official Mojang Testing Grounds

Oh shit it's going down

Oh shoot

Once you join YOU CAN'T UNJOIN

Or try our diet edition

Our horses have dicks!

OwO What's this?

PEPIS BENIS

PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, DONKEH

PVP has been disabled due to an exploit

Pain and misery follow

Pinging...

Placing blocks is now disabled due to an exploit

Please stop destroying my spawn

Pocket edition is better

Position in queue: 1835

Position in queue: 940

Praise be thy melon!

Pretend its 2013 everyday!

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

Proud Sponsor of My Little Pony

RC Cola > Pepsi

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROBLOX IS BETTER

Rated R for retardation

Real life sucks anyway!

Real life sucks anyways.

Red Pill or Blue Pill

Remember to be friendly!

Remember to tame parrots with cookies!

Right or wrong, it's very pleasant

Roleplay dupe is best dupe.

Rules

S U C C

SEVEN YEARS

SHUT IT DOWN

SIX YEARS

SMIB SMIB SMIB SMIB

SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT!

SUPERJAIL

See you @30mil

See! I do care!

Self improvement is masturbation.

Semper inops quicumque cupit.

Server for SoundCloud rappers only

Server shutting down in 5 seconds.

Shoo-Bee-Doo, Shoo-Shoo Bee-Doo

Show off your digital girth!

Shulkerbox in a shulkerbox in a shulkerbox in a...

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

Singleplayer with cancerous chat.

Sleep deprivation is a drug.

So hard to die.

Something new disabled weekly!

Sooner or later,

Sound disabled due to an exploit

Spawn is disabled due to an exploit

Sponsored by the Trump Administration.

Surprisingly chewey.

Swearing is a big no no it will result in a ban

TEAMMENTOS

THAT'S THE POWER OF THE KEYBLADE!

THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW

THE DUPE IS DEAD!!!

THE FINAL FRONTIER

THERE IS NO SAFE

THREE YEARS

TO GET OUT OF SPAWN YOU NEED TO EAT

TRUST NO ONE.

TRUTH ABOUT FIT'S BASE EXPOSED!!

TWO YEARS

TYRONE IS POBBOB!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!!!1

Team veterinarian

Temp map.

The Beginning of The End is HERE!!!

The Minecraft equivalent of a Diseny attraction

The Oldest Christian Family Friendly Server!!

The Zone will consume you.

The best 2b2t clone

The darkness spreads.

The disabling of exploits has been disabled

The nether is now disabled

The reason trump won

The shit storm is obvious now

The world oldest Faction server

There are currently 3 working dupes

There is always a dupe

There is always a workaround.

There is no escape...

There is still salvation and hope for you

There's always a dupe!

There's no right, there's no wrong,

They told me I could write anything

They will betray you.

This MOTD requires a 2b2t GOLD account™.

This again...

This ends you.

This is a sever MOTD message

This is alien to me.

This place is scary.

This server is clickbait

This server is immortal

Time to smoke weed and eat pizza

Time will become your worst enemy,

Traps are not gay!

Trust everyone

Trust is your weakness...

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust no one

Twilight Sparkle is best pony.

Type /kill cow for steak!

Type /kill yes or /kill no to vote!

UNDEAD

Use the 1.12 narrator.

WALL

WELCOME TO DIE

WHO IS MINING VINES AND OBSIDIAN???

Walking is temporarily disabled due to an exploit

Want to build a base together?

We all never belonged here,

We are an equal opportunity community

We found your stash

We live in a society.

We live in the Society

We need a new dupe.

We're so far out!

Welcome Back

Welcome to the oldest server in Minecraft!

Welcome, Dave

Well, at least we still have maps.

What can change the nature of man?

What is a MOTD?

What?

Whats the reason for joining this time?

Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow

Where am I going?

Where is the mellon highway

Where'd you go, psycho boy?

Where's the lamb sauce!?

Which SCP number is 2b2t?

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Worlds Best Cup of Coffee!

X 145,200 Y 63 Z -803,450

YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO

Yeah I have made a mistake

Yes please

You are the reason this place is on a watchlist.

You can never leave this place.

You can never leave. It never ends.

You can't change spawn.

You could have stopped it.

You didn't think that was it did you?

You die when you are killed.

You have nowhere else to go!

You hear my name, you will know who I am.

You thought it was over,

You will be alone in the end...

You won't last long here

You're already dead

You're here forever.

Your inbox has (13) new messages

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a mountain of rubble and death

actualy, yes i did have a bite

already a map of north korea

also i'd just like to thank you for

also, i like to make the sex with the doritos

an everlasting war between order and chaos

as seen on TV!

backdoor'd

blaze it faggot

block game hell since 2010

buy more coke right now

call of duty rejects in this server

christian mlp anarchy server

co-ordinates are currency

coke > pepsi

consider yourself sacrificed

cringey

dark souls of minecraft

dead forever

dead geam

delete this

do /kill veteran to join #team veteran

dont ask questions

dont join this is virused

eat a shit FAGOT

edgelord teenagers in this server

edgy sentence here

end of the line

even the border is griefed

feel free to build 10k out

fitsgoodbutrush

friendly players on

fucc

fun fact this server is played by mimes

gamer time

git gud

give the suc

goates

has voted

have you ever seen a

he said max of three you fucling sperg

hggh ygh yg

history.3gp

hopefully you posted this ironically

how do i dupe donkies

how do i get food

how to escape spawn!!! help pls!!!

i am not gay i promise

i dont come here for the game

i log on about 6 times a day

im using ubuntu but i might buy a linux computer

internet game shithole

is this sever stone made ?

its all connected guays

its backdoored dont join

its only a block game

join /r/2b2t!

join our digital lego club today!

join r/2b2t!

lag is good

least advertised server ever

lets play 2b2t!

look, he's dead

looking for moderators apply now!

max of 3?

may contain nuts.

mellons

memes were disabled due to an exploit

mom its just a entire day wasted

more than just a block game

mountains get big because

my syndrome may be down,

needs more fire

never forget donkeycaust

nice

nothing ever lasts, so just give up now

now activating THE WUKON MACHINE

now with midroll ads!

of all the things youv'e lost,

ok

once you go black you never go back

one who sees all

op is a faggot

ores before whores

peace of shit lag

peice of a shit lag

pepsi > all other

pepsi > coke

plos help i am vetrin member

praise Shrek

praise praise praise praise praise

pushin rope, all day, every day

rebirth

remember, no rashen

removed cactus dupe

rrerr

sample text

serious pvpers

shitty graphics

silentpedro.mp4

smh tbh fam

soon a map of north korea

spank me daddy RAWN xD

sponsored by church taxes

stop reading this and start

succ

the best minecraft server in the universe

the diamond

the yacht heist in under 6 minutes

this is a christian server, do not swear

this is not a fractions server

this is now dead

this is why we can't have nice things

trigonometry has no real world applications

two bee two tee dot org

u w0t m9?

unstoppable

ur mom plays here

want to build a base together?

we will fuck ur mom

website:

welcome to spawn

wew lad

what are you waiting for?

what command to tp

what is a 'grief' anyway?

what is real anymore

whats a 2b2?????

where are the maps?

where does the ocean end ??

which side are you, joe

who is this mysterious and

who turned out the lights

who's mining obsidian and vines

whomst'd've broke my maps!

why am I suffocating

why do i feel pain

why is avacado so expensive?

wooga

yiff

you are banned from this server,

you find all types of people,

you never know, it may just make it to the MOTD

you still play minecraft?

you'll be back, you'll always be back

your boat looks terrible,