Joey Coconut

Join Date
It is no longer known with absolute certainty when Joey_Coconut first joined 2b2t, but the date is strongly believed to be between 1 November, 2014, and 1 May, 2015. Whatever the case, he was only active for a period not exceeding 2 months. He then permanently rejoined 27 July, 2016.

Early Experiences
Joey_Coconut was brought onto the server by an old friend, ARENAWARLORD. Coconut could not fathom going out 1 million blocks to get to him, let alone how to use the nether highway to achieve that. He tried to reach him, but he never got out of spawn. Upon joining, those online saw his username, and thinking he was an alt of coconut4, seeked him out to kill constantly. As this was also the time of the "fake coconut" meme, he could not say anything in chat without being called a fake. He quickly learned silence was good. He ran into such spawn places as the "Noob Ranch" and the "Melon Wall". Upon reaching the Melon Wall, about 8,000 out of spawn, he stopped. Becoming interested in the raw, unfiltered nature of chat, he sat there for days reading all the shitposts, greentexts, and BiblebotPosts spammed throughout. It was here where the seeds of an autistic shitposter were planted. He then lost interest in the server, after all, staring mindlessly at shat-out white and green text for days on end and not contributing isn't very fun. He then left the server. Then in late 2016, he noticed "Oldest Server in Minecraft" thumbnails on Youtube and was drawn back. He became a leader of a group of Newfags, setting up shop in Tugboat at first, then taking control of another group and founding Altenburg and Salzburg. As they lack any relevancy, Altneburg and Salzburg will not be developed on any more.

Tugboat Base
While not a member of the original base group that resided in that location, Joey_Coconut based at Tugboat Base for his first week back on the server, operating a so-called "Sanctuary" in that location, helping newfags (including Autismbot) to escape from spawn. After that time had elapsed, Joey_Coconut stayed at several irrelevant small bases along the -z axis until Autismbot invited him to base at Invictus (II).

Invictus (II)
Also sometimes called Autismbot's 1 mil base, it was in fact the second Invictus, the first was short-lived and amounted to very little, so it was ignored in the numerical naming system. This base was formed by a collection of newfags, funded with the riches of the recently-raided DeLaRosa, a base of C4RTM4N. While not an especially big base, it contained a dominant amount of well-detailed builds. Following a leak of the base, NedaT was invited to the base to be given a tour, and also to participate in 1 on 1 combat in the central arena of the base with chairman112, an insider of her faction, Team Aurora. Joey_Coconut resided here from early October to late November of 2016.

Obliviscaris
Following the fall of Invictus, Autismbot & Co. moved to Obliviscaris base, where nothing of any real significance happened. As it was also made up of a very similar mishmash of newfags to Invictus, it was also leaked and cratered relatively quickly, lasting only a few weeks in December of 2016.

C4RTB4SE
Several within the Invictus group had befriended C4RTM4N, he invited the remnants of the group to join him in his latest project, Minecraft Creative Mode. The base was known both as "C4RTB4SE" and "Minecraft Creative Mode" to those living there Joey_Coconut went innactive while here due to a lack of motivation or ideas, therefore in the 2 months he was there in early 2017, he did nearly nothing and barely interacted with the base members. It was later griefed by Parthicus.

Medina
Originally known as [Iron Farm Base] when occupied by Fr1kin, jared2013, and Autismbot, they abandoned it, realizing all they had worked hard to build and dupe was far too close to spawn. Autismbot placed it in the care of Joey_Coconut, who did not want to make the long trip to Block Game Mecca, and instead elected to make a cadet base, where potential members could be vetted, avoiding a large part of the liability that generally accompanies new members to any base. In any case, between early February and late March, only 2 people who were invited came to the location. It then became known that there was a working teleportation glitch, Joey_Coconut was teleported to Block Game Mecca. The following day, Parthicus griefed Medina. This is known because he kept spam private messaging autistic gibberish to Joey_Coconut, as well as bragging far and wide about the act.

Rhoades
Invited to Rhoades by Drachenstien, Joey_Coconut brought a spawn alt there and built a small house, the base did not last long after this until it was self-jareded (possibly due to the sheer autism of a CocoBuild being nearby). This happened while he was already at Mecca.

Block Game Mecca
After teleporting to Block Game Mecca in late March of 2017, Joey_Coconut began his shitposting career. In the words of the great Autismbot, Joey_Coconut had "... [gradually changed] from quiet nice kid to full blown (sic) autist." Joey_Coconut would shitpost in chat often, usually opting to manually type out all the lyrics of entire Pink Floyd albums. His autism was such that he had an entire channel in the base discord just to vent it out. Being a Muslim base filled with people who knew nothing of the faith, Joey_Coconut set out to teach the members about Islam. This came to fruition with the foundation of the Shortbus Caliphate. Joey_Coconut would frequently raid the BGM voice chat with various musical instruments including, but not limited to Trumpet, Kazoo, Vuvuzela etc. as well as lots of random obscure music that was often in the form of earrapes. With all this shitposting, there was not much time left for actual building. Nontheless, by the the fall of the base, Joey_Coconut had completed his CocoCastle, and a sizeable village, complete with a Melon Shrine, A Tutt Tutt (The tugboat from Tugboat Base) memorial, and an epic dabbing skateboard man statue. The impressive CocoCastle was a schematic, but one designed completely by a group including Joey_Coconut. Here, Joey_Coconut designed several noteblock songs in an external program, including but not limited to Breathe (the reddit post for which can be found here-->), Through the Fire and Flames, and Oh Christmas Tree. As fate would have it, only one of those was actually built on the 2b2t. It was, of course, Oh Christmas Tree. By the time of BGM, the group assembled had wised up some, and had an obscenely selective vetting process for initiates. The base co-leaders (Autismbot, and GanjMeisterBlock), would bounce names off of eachother, then the severly-trimmed list of names would be put to a group vote, where the Liberum veto was in play, meaning that a single no vote would disqualify the potential member. Often only one, or even one person out of lists of a dozen names would be selected. In May of 2018, the base had expanded to unimaginable glory, becoming the so-called "City of the World's Desire" of 2b2t. That being said, there was a problem. Out of the 20 members, less than 1/4 were generally active. Several solutions (including an accessable-to-all base alt, and slackening recruitment standards) were tried, they worked very well for a short period. Then one of the new members, Beardler leaked the base, and liquidated the museum. He then proceeded to tell several lies, and spread several falsehoods to Meccaites that simply didn't add up. This quickly lead to the to the BoeMeccan Witch Trials in conjunction with members of Boedecken. The first fact-reviewing/fact-finding post of the trials, also by Joey_Coconut can be found here-->

The Bricksh Question
The sheer autism of this project earns it its own section. Autism to the point of several individuals for a time claiming it to be the "Most autistic project in Mecca". During the crafting book dupes, Joey_Coconut wasn't sure what to dupe, so he duped Brick Blocks. 6.2 Million Brick Blocks. Immediately afterward, he realized that 6.2 million bricks aren't entirely useful. First he tried building with them, then gifting them away. When this didn't put a dent in the supplies he tried burning them en masse. Being approximately 21% Ashkenazi Jewish, this was simply too much. The pain of the lost opportunities and lost financial potential hurt too much. Then Coconut's crippling autism caught up with him. He replaced all the surface blocks in an area of about 500 by 500. Whilst this also didn't put a dent into the brick supplies (which still numbered too much to even round to 6.1 Million), he was satisfied, his autism assuaged. Helping this project along, however, was berkbrien's final act on the server, he built a model for what the "Brick Biome" trees could look like, then vanished. He was last heard from 20, August, 2017. The Meccaites assume he has passed away, but any e-doctor worth their salt would immediatly know he contracted stage 5 spontaneous terminal death autism. The Brick Biome killed berkbrien. As a result of the fall of Mecca, millions of bricks perished in what is know known to Coconut as the "Brick Holocaust" The "Final Solution" to the "Bricksh Question"

Shortbus Caliphate (Now Jewish Internet Defense Force of 2b2t)
Joey_Coconut helped to found, named the group, and actualized the now-infamous mapart of the original picture that _m_o_t_h_r_a_ created as the Logo of the Shortbus Caliphate. He used to hold the rank of Caliph, but following the reorganization of the Shortbus Caliphate into the JIDF after the fall of Block Game Mecca, he now holds the rank of Pharisee.

Astral Order
Joey_Coconut is a member of the Astral order, he holds the rank of Meteorite. He has also held the rank of Shooting Star in the past.

Resurrected 4th Reich
Also known as the 5th Reich for a time, Joey_Coconut would constantly meme and shitpost the chat, not participating in one grief throughout the entirety of 31 Bases 31 Griefs. Following the fall of Block Game Mecca, he solidified his shitposting reputation by dropping an epic shitpost on the 4th Reich Discord and then the 2b2t server reddit that could conceivable challenge the great wizard Tupac's Serbian rap album, which can be found here. Even if it was a joke, it was the first blow of the BoeMeccan Witch Trials.

After Mecca
After the fall of BGM and all the drama accompanying that event, Joey_Coconut joined the Astral Order for some new faces, then stopped seriously playing on 2b2t, mostly due to the heightened queues that accompany Summertime. He occasionally comes on sometimes to shitpost, but splits that limited time with a small base on Constantiam meant for times of limited server accessibility.

Other Experiences
Joey_Coconut participated in the Rusher War meme, and the 6th Incursion.

Unique things about Joey_Coconut

 * By joindate, Joey_Coconut is a midfag, but by playtime, he is a newfag
 * Joey_Coconut enjoys verbal and musical shiposts as well as textual ones
 * In the 4 years since he first joined 2b2t, Joey_Coconut has never leaked or grieffed a base, yet is also a participant in both the JIDF (aka Shortbus Caliphate) and the revived 4th Reich
 * Joey_Coconut thoroughly enjoys Marching Band and Drum Corps, he will not hesitate to sperg out if you mention either of them