Joey Coconut

Overview
Joey_Coconut is a well-known shitposter on 2b2t. He has participated in a number of bases, including Block Game Mecca. He is generally well-liked by the community.

History
 Beginning  Though he joined in 2014, he was only active for a period of roughly two months. He would rejoin in 2016 following the events of June First. He was introduced to the server initially by his friend, ARENAWARLORD, in 2014. Those who saw him online during this time period thought he was an alternative account of coconut4, and so he was often harassed at Spawn. He learned to be silent in chat, as whenever he would say something, players would response with, "fake coconut." He traveled roughly 8,000 blocks out of Spawn, and watched the public chat. This was not very enjoyable, and so he quit until June of 2016.

In, he became interested in TheCampingRusher's series on the "Oldest Server in Minecraft," and was drawn back into 2b2t. He became leader of a group of Rushers, and set up his first base in Tugboat Base, a base featured in one of Fit's videos. He and his group of newfags established two bases, named Altenburg and Salzburg, which were very short-lived.

Whilst operating his Sanctuary in the ruins of Tugboat Base, he met many travelers, including AutismBot, who would later become one of his friends and invite him to base at Block Game Mecca. AutismBot soon invited him to live at Invictus II.  Invitations to Bases, and a Career in Shitpostry  Joey's time at Invictus II was very short-lived, as the base was soon leaked to NedaT. But, during his time there, he assisted AutismBot in the raid of La Rosa, a base, which, at the time, was considered to be very wealthy. Joey_Coconut lived at Invictus from early October of 2016 to late November, when it was abandoned and griefed. He then lived at Obliviscaris, but this base was as well very short-lived and uneventful. Obliviscaris lasted only a few weeks in December of 2016. He was then invited to C4RTM4N's base, the 2b2t Creative Mode Project, and went inactive during this time. When he returned, the base had been blown up by Parthicus.

Joey visited Ironfarm Base as well, after it was abandoned by the members. The base was given to Joey, who did not want to travel all the way out to the new base, Block Game Mecca, which had recenty been established. Instead, he elected to reside in the abandoned Ironfarm Base. The base was visited by only two people during this time, and Joey remained there for quite some time. One day, Joey_Coconut was alerted that there was a new teleportation glitch, and was subsequently teleported to Block Game Mecca. Ironfarm Base was griefed by Parthicus the following day.

After teleporting to Block Game Mecca in late March of 2017, Joey_Coconut began his career as a shitposter. In the words of AutismBot, Joey had, "...[gradually changed] from quiet nice kid to full blown[sic] autist." Joey_Coconut would often shitpost in chat, usually opting to manually type out all of the lyrics of entire Pink Floyd albums. His autism was such that he had an entire channel in BGM's Discord simply for the purpose of shitposting to himself. Joey would frequently raid the Block Game Mecca voice chat with a variety of instruments including, but not limited to: the trumpet, kazoo, vuvuzela, etc. He would also play lots of obscure music which often came in form of "ear-rape." With all of this shitposting, he found little time to build at BGM. Nevertheless, by the fall of Block Game Mecca, Joey_Coconut had created his "CocoCastle," a sizable village, complete with a melon shrine, and a replica tugboat from Tugboat Base. He also created an "epic dabbing skateboard man statue," as he explained. He also created several noteblock songs using an external program, including "Breathe" by Pink Floyd, "Through the Fire and Flames" by ZP Theart and Sam Totman, and "Oh, Christmas Tree," by Ernst Anschütz. Unfortunately, only one of these was constructed on 2b2t.

In addition to his career in shitposting, Joey_Coconut was also known to create "autistic" projects. "The Bricksh Question," a term coined by Joey himself, was an issue concerning the 6,200,000 bricks that Joey_Coconut had duplicated during the 1.12 Stacking Duplication. Upon duplicating 6,200,000 bricks, he realised that 6,200,000 bricks are not very useful. He tried to resolve this issue by building with them. When that did not work, he decided to gift them to other players. When gifting them did not drastically decrease his supply, he began burning them en masse. Being approximately 21% Ashkenazi Jewish, this was simply too much. The pain of the lost opportunities and financial potentials hurt him dearly. Then, Joey's self-diagnosed autism caught up with him. He replaced all surface blocks in an area of roughly 500x500 with the bricks. Whilst this did not put a signfiicant dent in his supply of bricks, which still numbered roughly 6,100,000, he was satisfied, his autism assuaged. Player berkbrein helped Joey's efforts, constructing a model of a tree for Joey's newly-created "brick biome." Unfortunately, this was his last act on the server, and he has not been seen since. Most Meccans assumed he had died in real life, but as Joey explained, "any e-doctor worth their salt would immediately know he contracted stage-five spontaneous terminal death autism." The "brick biome" killed berkbrein. As a result of the destruction of Block Game Mecca, millions of bricks perished in what is now known to Joey as the "Brick Holocaust," the "Final Solution" to the "Bricksh Question." The Post-grief and Now Now, Joey_Coconut is a member of AutismBot's "Shortbus Caliphate," a group now known as the "Jewish Internet Defense Force of 2b2t." Joey is a co-founder of the group, and was responsible for the actualisation of the now-infamous map art of the original picture created by _m_o_t_h_r_a_. He used to hold the rank of Caliph, but following the reorganisation of the Shortbus Caliphate, he now holds the rank of Pharisee. Joey_Coconut is also a member of the Astral Order, and holds the rank of Meteorite. In addition, he was a member of the Fourth Reich during its momentary resurrection by Tim_Mcnukepants and jared2013 in 2018.

After the fall of Block Game Mecca, and all of the drama that accompanied the event, Joey has mainly stopped playing 2b2t. However, he claims that this is temporary and due to the immense queue during the summer. He occasionally logs in to shitpost, but more often plays on Constantiam, where he has a small base. Additional Information Joey_Coconut participated in both the Rusher War and the Sixth Incursion. By join date, Joey_Coconut is a midfag, but he considers himself to be a newfaggot as the majority of his time was spent post-June First. Joey has never leaked or griefed a base, despite being part of the Fourth Reich and the Shortbus Caliphate.

As of July 2018, Joey_Coconut is sparsely active on 2b2t, though active in the external community.