MOTDs

The following is a list of 2b2t MOTDs (Message of the Day).

100% lag free

100% organic

144p GAMEPLAY!

1 BEST DATING SERVER

1 was the original number

2b2t and smoke weed

2b2t> home of the largest CP pixel art collection

2b2t is full

2b2t is full ya know

2b2t is Narnia

2B2T.ORG IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER

2b2t peaceful smp happy people on!

2b2t woop woop

2bombs2terrorists

2builders2terrorists

2twin2towers

666 Kill Hitler 666

666! The number of the beast!

9mm with my homies

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A blackhole of destruction into

Accept it.

actualy, yes i did have a bite

Alea iacta est.

A little fruity

All aboard the vetrain

All aboard the Vetrain!

All praise the Melon Goddess!

All servers are located in a hut in cuba

All that you know will fade...

All your friends are online!

already a map of north korea

also i'd just like to thank you for

also, i like to make the sex with the doritos

a mountain of rubble and death

an everlasting war between order and chaos

An exploit was disabled due to

An uncontained SCP.

Any cute girls on today :3

Anyone wanna grief the Valley of Wheat?

A oeaceful christian server

Ask about the cactus dupe!

As seen on /b/!

As seen on /co/

as seen on TV!

'Autism' has more than 300 definitions here

Autistic screeching ahead

backdoor'd

BEHOLD.

Best christian factions server.

BIGGEST BATTLE IN 2B2T HISTORY!!

BIGGEST GRIEF IN 2B2T HISTORY!!

BIGGEST VILLAGE IN MINECRAFT!!

Birds are disabled due to an exploit

BIRD UP!

Bite my shiny metal ass

blaze it faggot

Blocks are disabled due to an exploit

Break a block, then break it again!

Burn it, burn it all!

Burst some Pepsi out!

But there's already one that is just like this?

buy more coke right now

Cactus dupe is best dupe.

Can't connect to server.

Certified Mojang Testing Grounds.

Chill, it's just a block game.

christian mlp anarchy server

Clown down!

Cogito, ergo sum.

coke > pepsi

Coming Soon, 2b2tCon!

COMMUNICATION ERROR

consider yourself sacrificed

co-ordinates are currency

Crafting is disabled due to an exploit

!!! CRINGE WARNING !!!

cringey

Crystal PvP is the only PvP

Daily reminder that AgentGB won the war

Daily reminder to brush your teeth.

dark souls of minecraft

dead forever

dead geam

Dead server, don't join

Death ahead

Death is only a temporary inconvenience.

DEDICATION MOTIVATION ACCELERATION

DEEP FREEZE DEEP FREEZE DEEP FREEZE

[deleted]

delete this

DELETE THIS

Delet This!

Deplorables Anonymous

Destroy Build Destroy: Minecraft edition

Did you know?

Did you know? No, you didn't!

Did you know? No you didn't!

Disiecta membra poetae.

Does anybody have food?

do /kill veteran to join #team veteran

dont ask questions

Don't dig straight down!

Don't eat yellow snow!

Dont even start, turn around

dont join this is virused

Don't look behind you.

Do you have a moment to talk about our

Do you is fucking?

Drink Pepsi everyday!

Dupe your cactus with the cactus dupe!

eat a shit FAGOT

edgy sentence here

Egg!

Either. Or Both. Depends on perspective.

Elitist regulars inside!

end of the line

Enjoy!

even the border is griefed

Ever had a fresh bite of WINTERMELON?

Every day is the same!

Everyone is a shit

Everyone on 2b2t is a bot except you

Every Time Lightning strikes, a veterean dies

Exploits are temporarily disabled

Family Friendly Christian server!

feel free to build 10k out

Fishing is temporarily disabled

Fit did nothing wrong

Fit good, but rush

fitsgoodbutrush

FIVE YEARS

Fix the damn end portals

FIX THE LADDERS

Format your hard drive today!

FOUR YEARS

Free diamonds for youtubers

Free Door Giveaway!

friendly players on

fucc

fun fact this server is played by mimes

Game time started

Get on the bus, leave it all to us

Get out of my chair!

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

git gud

GIT GUD

give the suc

goates

Go away, we're full.

GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU HERE

Good luck.

HACKEDBYTEAMRUSHER!

Happiness only real when shared

Happy birthday to my wife

Happy senior man approves this message!

has voted

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

have you ever seen a

Heavily Moderated

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Here's your daily dose of autism.

he said max of three you fucling sperg

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

HEY GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER...

Hey kid, wanna join #TeamVetrain?

HEY LOOK GUYS I FIGURED OUT

hggh ygh yg

history.3gp

Home is where the deception happens

Home of the Vetain and rasher war

Hookers and Blow!

hopefully you posted this ironically

Horse+Forest=RageQuit

Hotdogs, hamburgers, hookers and blow

how do i dupe donkies

how do i get food

How do i green text?

How its cqlled when you reach a black hole?

how to escape spawn!!! help pls!!!

i am not gay i promise

I am the church

I could kill you all in 3 seconds.

i dont come here for the game

I fucking love eggplants

If you are thinking about joining call this number

/ignore is your only friend here.

I hate God because my crush didn't like me

I hope not but oh well

I just mined 14 Dirt!

I just mined 1 TNT!

I just mined one bedrock!

I just picked up 64 Netherrack!

I knew you would be back!

I laugh to hide the pain

i log on about 6 times a day

I look around, I look around,

I'm just wandering around my base aimlessly,

I'm new can I have food

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

im using ubuntu but i might buy a linux computer

internet game shithole

Investigate 3/11

I only wanted what was best for her...

I recognize that block,

I solemnly swear I don't have a life...

I spent three hours last night trying to get

is this sever stone made ?

It does not end.

It is crying.

It is inevitable.

It is meaningless.

It's all connected!

ITS ALL CONNECTED

its all connected guays

its backdoored dont join

It's called destroy, not grief

It's downward from here

It's more of a hell than the nether

its only a block game

It's sandcastles man

It's wabbit season!

It will all be over soon.

It will be done my Lord

I want to die. It's not a joke anymore.

I will now be looking at the MOTD's

Jesus approves vetarians

Jet fuel can't melt iron blocks

Joining is now disabled due to an exploit.

join our digital lego club today!

join r/2b2t!

Join team vetrain today!

Journey before Destination

Journey to the world border!

Just 5 More Minutes...

Just ask for trees!

Just don't read chat

Just pretend it's yogurt

Kek!

Kek'd and check'd.

/kill

Kill them all... before they kill you...

lag is good

least advertised server ever

Leave now while you still can.

LEGALIZE RANCH!

Let go.

lets play 2b2t!

Lets Play A Game...

Like No Other

Live Free, Die Hard!

Logging in is temporarily disabled

Look around... They will all betray you...

look, he's dead

looking for moderators apply now!

Made in North Korea

Maintain a positive attitude!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Make Fort Dick Great Again!

may contain nuts.

mellons

memes were disabled due to an exploit

mom its just a entire day wasted

More than a meme

more than just a block game

mountains get big because

My heart is at The Lands.

My stepdads play here

my syndrome may be down,

Name a wither at spawn

Nationwide is on your side

needs more fire

never forget donkeycaust

New dupe discovered!

NEW DUPE, GET ON!

New map!!!!

NEW WEBSITE UP VERY SOON!

nice

No.

Nobody is amused

NO GO AWAY DON'T COME HERE YOU CAN'T L

No, I won't get out of your shed.

No! Not Gravy! Nooooooo!

No Step On Snek

Not actually the oldest server in Minecraft.

Notch approved server!

Nothing ever lasts

nothing ever lasts, so just give up now

-NO TRANNIES ALLOWED - FP MALES ONLY

Not your personal daycare.

Now 100% Faction Free!

now activating THE WUKON MACHINE

NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

Now hiring! Jews in sombreros

Now with 100% more end!

Now with circles

Now with daily doses of crashes!

Now with kits!

now with midroll ads!

Null

OBEY

of all the things youv'e lost,

Oh shit it's going down

Oh shoot

ok

once you go black you never go back

Once you join YOU CAN'T UNJOIN

one who sees all

ONE YEAR

OOMPALOOMPA.avi

op is a faggot

ores before whores

Or try our diet edition

Our horses have dicks!

OwO What's this?

Pain and misery follow

peace of shit lag

peice of a shit lag

PEPIS BENIS

pepsi > all other

pepsi > coke

Pinging...

Placing blocks is now disabled due to an exploit

Please stop destroying my spawn

plos help i am vetrin member

Pocket edition is better

Position in queue: 1835

Position in queue: 940

Praise be thy melon!

PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, DONKEH

praise praise praise praise praise

praise Shrek

Pretend its 2013 everyday!

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

Proud Sponsor of My Little Pony

pushin rope, all day, every day

PVP has been disabled due to an exploit

Rated R for retardation

RC Cola > Pepsi

Real life sucks anyway!

Real life sucks anyways.

rebirth

Red Pill or Blue Pill

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

remember, no rashen

Remember to be friendly!

Remember to tame parrots with cookies!

Right or wrong, it's very pleasant

ROBLOX IS BETTER

Roleplay dupe is best dupe.

rrerr

Rules

sample text

See! I do care!

See you @30mil

Self improvement is masturbation.

Semper inops quicumque cupit.

serious pvpers

Server shutting down in 5 seconds.

SEVEN YEARS

shitty graphics

Shoo-Bee-Doo, Shoo-Shoo Bee-Doo

Show off your digital girth!

Shulkerbox in a shulkerbox in a shulkerbox in a...

SHUT IT DOWN

silentpedro.mp4

Singleplayer with cancerous chat.

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

SIX YEARS

Sleep deprivation is a drug.

smh tbh fam

So hard to die.

Something new disabled weekly!

soon a map of north korea

Sooner or later,

Sound disabled due to an exploit

spank me daddy RAWN xD

sponsored by church taxes

Sponsored by the Trump Administration.

stop reading this and start

SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT!

succ

S U C C

SUPERJAIL

Surprisingly chewey.

Swearing is a big no no it will result in a ban

TEAMMENTOS

Team veterinarian

Temp map.

THAT'S THE POWER OF THE KEYBLADE!

THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW THAW

The Beginning of The End is HERE!!!

The best 2b2t clone

the best minecraft server in the universe

The darkness spreads.

the diamond

The disabling of exploits has been disabled

THE DUPE IS DEAD!!!

THE FINAL FRONTIER

The Minecraft equivalent of a Diseny attraction

The nether is now disabled

The Oldest Christian Family Friendly Server!!

There are currently 3 working dupes

The reason trump won

There is always a dupe

There is always a workaround.

There is no escape...

THERE IS NO SAFE

There is still salvation and hope for you

There's always a dupe!

There's no right, there's no wrong,

The shit storm is obvious now

The world oldest Faction server

the yacht heist in under 6 minutes

They told me I could write anything

They will betray you.

The Zone will consume you.


 * thinking:

This again...

This ends you.

this is a christian server, do not swear

This is alien to me.

This is a sever MOTD message

this is not a fractions server

this is now dead

this is why we can't have nice things

This MOTD requires a 2b2t GOLD account™.

This place is scary.

This server is clickbait

THREE YEARS

Time to smoke weed and eat pizza

Time will become your worst enemy,

TO GET OUT OF SPAWN YOU NEED TO EAT

Traps are not gay!

trigonometry has no real world applications

Trust everyone

Trust is your weakness...

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust no one

TRUST NO ONE.

TRUTH ABOUT FIT'S BASE EXPOSED!!

Twilight Sparkle is best pony.

two bee two tee dot org

TWO YEARS

Type /kill cow for steak!

Type /kill yes or /kill no to vote!

TYRONE IS POBBOB!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!!!1

UNDEAD

unstoppable

ur mom plays here

Use the 1.12 narrator.

u w0t m9?

Walking is temporarily disabled due to an exploit

WALL

want to build a base together?

Want to build a base together?

We all never belonged here,

We are an equal opportunity community

website:

We found your stash

Welcome Back

Welcome, Dave

WELCOME TO DIE

welcome to spawn

Welcome to the oldest server in Minecraft!

Well, at least we still have maps.

We need a new dupe.

We're so far out!

we will fuck ur mom

wew lad

What?

what are you waiting for?

What can change the nature of man?

what command to tp

what is a 'grief' anyway?

What is a MOTD?

what is real anymore

whats a 2b2?????

Whats the reason for joining this time?

Where am I going?

where are the maps?

where does the ocean end ??

Where'd you go, psycho boy?

Where is the mellon highway

Where's the lamb sauce!?

Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow

Which SCP number is 2b2t?

which side are you, joe

WHO IS MINING VINES AND OBSIDIAN???

who is this mysterious and

whomst'd've broke my maps!

who's mining obsidian and vines

who turned out the lights

why do i feel pain

why is avacado so expensive?

wooga

Worlds Best Cup of Coffee!

X 145,200 Y 63 Z -803,450

Yeah I have made a mistake

YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO

Yes please

yiff

you are banned from this server,

You are the reason this place is on a watchlist.

You can never leave. It never ends.

You can never leave this place.

You can't change spawn.

You could have stopped it.

You didn't think that was it did you?

You die when you are killed.

you find all types of people,

You have nowhere else to go!

You hear my name, you will know who I am.

you'll be back, you'll always be back

you never know, it may just make it to the MOTD

your boat looks terrible,

You're already dead

Your inbox has (13) new messages

You thought it was over,

You will be alone in the end...

You won't last long here