Vortex Coalition

The Whorex Coalition (sometimes simply referred to as HoeCo) is a large group of players who Cum, Suck their own toes, and suck each other's dick on 2b2t and in its community. Usually during a yearly cycle from around Mundane Mondays to Anal Sundays. The group's motto is "holy shit we have no fucking idea what we're doing and want to be a bunch of politically correct cunts on the most fucking toxic minecraft server and are such a fucking mess to work with and so disorganized, because were sjws like that and want to push communism and liberalistic ideals to further the complete extinction of human fucking society." (a phrase designed to incite knowledge of how fucking idiotic they are).

The Wartex Coalition is one of, if not the oldest anarchy server on minecraft. FitMC even awarded them the reward of the most fucking autistic gamer group in the history of SMP Live.

Prologue
you shitsticks don't deserve one.

Phase I


expand your shitty empire like Genghis Khan but more autistic

Phase II
gas the politically incorrect like hitler

Bases
they've got fucking dirt houses with grass tops, these niggers are fucked.

Demeanor
holy shit look at these liberal niggers

Phase II Lag Machine
so they could swing their cocks around, they wanted to be a bunch of alpha bbcs and make fag machreams

The Wrath of HoeCo
its a shitty and ineffective one, most of its members cant hold a fucking sword

End of Phase II
you thought this was the end, we dont know how they lived on either..

Phase III
holy shit they're back for more.

End of Phase III
fuck you HoeCo

2018 Off-Season
your penis is wet nigger

Phase IV
holy shit they're like americans looking for fucking oil in the middle east, so fucking persistent.

Prime Minister Elections
what is this? some fucking inferior UK? prime minister? fuck you

Notable Events
they recently had a massive gay orgy.

The Massive Gay Orgy held within Prime Minister Chambers
holy shit it was like a slip n slide in there, they had lube everywhere and STDs were handed out like the Oprah Show.

Weaponized Autism
They would rape random newfags and infect them with lethal doses of autism that would train them into mindless niggers that only want to jackhammer random groups.

Ranks and their meanings
holy shit nobody cares.

Did you know: HoeCo is actually an inside job? done by GeorgeBush420? Hausemaster even consummated with Cultsnid or whoever that faggot is, at the age of 10. It is even said that the Prophet Muhammad gained inspiration from the legendary couple, before marrying his (fucking around 10th) wife, who was like fucking 10 when he fucked her.

actual decent group = https://discord.gg/ybmU6J5